The Night Before Larry Was Stretched - Costello, Elvis

oh, the night before larry was stretched, well the boys they all paid him a visit, a bit in their sacks too they fetched, for they sweated their duds till they rivered, for larry was always the lad, when a boy was condemned to the squeezer, would fence all the duds that he had, for to help his poor friend to a sneezer -, - and warm his own god 'fore he died, well the boys they came crowding in fast, and they threw all their stools 'round about him, six glims round his trap-case was placed, for he couldn't be well-waked without them, when one of them asked, could he die