Pop Song - Jon Lajoie

girl, i'm a sexually attractive man, that makes me a good artist, this is my new single, i hope you like it, wealthy men hired me, to sing, this song that they wrote for me, they're investing, in this pricey music video, and they're paying, to get it played on the radio, and they're gonna sell a million, yes, it's gonna go platinum, 'cause they'll market this song to, young, impressionable, and, insecure teenage girls, 'cause all you gotta say is, ooh baby"